Apr 26 2012

Conference Debrief

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 8:10 pm

The conference i went to for work this week is finally over! I’m so happy to be home and have this behind me. It went really well.

After 3 days of playing in Disney World with Kerry, i moved over to the conference hotel on Sunday. They got me into the hotel early, and i was able to practice my presentations some in the afternoon. Sunday evening, the demo floor was open and about a dozen of us from my division manned our booth. The demo floor was huge! This conference had 3400 attendees, with 300 of them being employees.

After a few hours on the demo floor, the opening session happened. Blah blah blah. At the end, there was “entertainment.” A group came out banging on garbage cans. Yes, garbage cans. No accompanying music, and i couldn’t really tell if there was a catchy beat from my spot in the back of the auditorium. Then they did some strange clogging/stepping thing. Then they came out with their garbage cans dressed up in some odd light machines, but this time they were accompanying really loud music, and you couldn’t hear the garbage cans being beat upon. It was odd. (I learned later that they are very similar to Stomp!, whom a lot of people actually like. But i thought it was very strange at the time.) But the night’s entertainment was salvaged when Peabo Bryson came out and sang two of his grammy-winning songs from Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin.

Monday was a long day in the demo booth. At the end of the day, i had my first “super demo” where i put on a microphone and did a demo about one way to use our software. The example i chose ended up not being a good choice as a single demo – it worked much better in the context of my larger presentation. The most unfortunate thing about that was that the big boss chose that presentation of mine to watch. I don’t think i was particularly impressive. And i was nervous. But it broke the ice.

For dinner that night, our whole group went out to eat, and i ended up seated across from the big boss and his wife. He terrifies me still and i had never met her, but i was trying my best. I decided to try to make fun of the garbage pail drummers from the night before, so i asked her “How did you like the garbage pail drummers?”

“Oh, i thought they were wonderful! They reminded me a lot of groups i have worked with in Africa.”

Without missing a beat, i said, “Oh yes, i thought they were very interesting. I had never seen anything like that before.” And now i am hoping fervently that she doesn’t know what the garbage pail kids are or have noticed that i have just changed course. I’m so fake. I never really recovered from that but dinner was tasty.

Tuesday i put in some time in the morning at the demo booth, then spent mid-day collecting myself for the hour-long presentation. I arrived an hour early, as required, and sat through the presentation before mine, which had about a dozen attendees. So i was pleasantly surprised to have 30-35 people waiting for me when i started, with another dozen or so trickling in after i began.

It went very well. I started off a bit boring with my three power point slides, but when i got into my examples, things livened up. I got them laughing a bit in my example dealing with the NC State Fair when i talked about deep-fried butter. My second example wasn’t funny, but was at least relevant to today’s current events as it was about US unemployment rates. My third example was where people really got engaged, as it was about baseball and whether fans in some cities are more loyal than others. Lots of audience participation in that one, as i asked for people to shout out their favorite teams and we would look at their data. After i wrapped up, i fielded about a dozen questions. And after i left the stage, i had six people come up to me at the front of the room and ask more specific questions. One guy followed me back down to the booth for a more detailed demo, and one of my attendees came by the booth 20 minutes later to follow up and ask another question.

All in all, i think it was great. I think the questions showed that people were engaged, and i was glad to elicit some laughs too. I think an hour long presentation should be at least somewhat entertaining when that’s all they are going to get from you.

Wednesday morning the booth was closed and i finally got to go to a few sessions and be a listener, and learned a few cool things.

Throughout the conference, i tweeted on behalf of the company twitter account, and wrote a blog post about questions i fielded at the booth.

It was a great experience as my first conference as a speaker. I learned a lot about how to take open-ended questions from customers at the booth and turn it into a story. I don’t think i’ll be volunteering for this again next year, but maybe in another 2-3 years.

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Feb 03 2012

Immersed in Culture

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 6:35 pm

We have two coworkers from China visiting at work this week, and i’m their primary host. It’s been a whirlwind week, and while i personally haven’t gotten much done, it’s been rewarding to see them making connections with others.

One of our guests who i’ll call D has visited the US twice before, but the other is experiencing American culture for the first time. So far he’s taken everything in stride.

One of the topics that hasn’t yet run out of discussion points is how American and Chinese culture differ. Here are some things i have learned.

  • There is no drinking age in China. D was absolutely flabbergasted when i told him our drinking age was 21. He asked if you also had to be 21 to be in the military. When i said no, that’s only 18, he just shook his head in disbelief.
  • There is no blood-alcohol level in China that is allowed when driving. Any alcohol in your system will get you taken to jail. The US allows a blood alcohol content of .08%.
  • D noticed that in the cafeteria, everyone puts ice into their drinks all the time. This is not done in China. And in fact, beer is served warm or lukewarm as well. The thought of warm beer got a wrinkled nose from me, and he just laughed.
  • There was a dancing & karaoke night for our division earlier this week. A few people sang, but not many. D asked why not? I don’t know, i guess in general Americans are shy. He said that karaoke is extremely popular in China, and there would be a line for the karaoke machine. It’s so popular that many places charge money to those who want to sing.
  • Most families in China have one child. I asked how the government enforces that and learned that the second child has no right to public schooling or certain identification documents. Also there are fines. Wikipedia tells me that the rule actually does not apply to everyone, but D tells me most people abide by it anyway.
  • Children in Chinese families do not have such things as sleepovers. I had read some of this in Amy Chua’s book, but D reinforced it for me. He played the clarinet as a child, and practiced four hours per day.
  • Michael Jackson is very popular in China. At the dance party, D’s face lit up whenever one of his songs was played.
  • The city of Beijing has terrible air pollution and no blue sky.
  • D was amazed at how many people have cars. In China, a family may have at most one car, and only rich families have multiple cars. I told him i had a household of two people, and we each had our own car, and that this was normal in America.
  • The subways are very crowded. D rides the subway for a 90-minute commute to work each day. He says it is too crowded even to play a handheld game like a 3DS.
  • The NBA is very popular in China. They were surprised i knew nothing about the NBA. I told them a lot of people like college basketball but not the NBA, and their only response is “Why?” I couldn’t really answer it.
  • Despite working for a great software company and having good technical skills, D says he is not “middle class” for Beijing. Maybe for the overall China population, but Beijing is a very rich city, and only rich people live there. He lives way outside the city, and feels generally lower class when in Beijing. I told him that pretty much everyone in America thinks of themselves as middle class.
  • It is illegal to build anymore golf courses in China because of the land it requires to build one. And only very rich people play golf.
  • Chinese people do not like many sweets. Well, at least not the adults. We had cake one afternoon in a meeting. Fairly boring-but-decent cake. They could not eat it because it was so sweet to them.
  • Their impression is that Americans like candy and we are all very fat.

It was pretty fascinating to have them here and to learn from them. I was glad they were willing to talk about the differences in culture and were just as interested in American culture as i was in Chinese culture. I had been worried about offending them all week, but luckily that was not an issue with these two. I hope to get to visit them later this year and experience the culture myself.

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Sep 29 2011

Netflix or Qwikster? I Choose Both

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 1:16 pm

Netflix is spinning off its DVD-by-mail service into a new company called Qwikster. Everyone is upset because the prices have been raised, and the ease of use may decrease because it will be two companies instead of one. The split hasn’t fully happened yet, but prices have already gone up and people are leaving in droves.

I’m not leaving, but i will be minimizing my plan. I actually used my Netflix data as a test scenario for work, and then i wrote a blog post about it for my company’s blog.

Conclusion: Keep the web streaming ($8) and 1-DVD-at-a-time mail service ($8). That reduces my current monthly expense by 30%.

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Aug 12 2011

Large and In Charge

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 7:27 pm

So, my big news for the week is: i got promoted!

It’s been about six months in the making, i guess. The testing group i was in had expanded a fair amount, and the Powers That Be decided to split the group in two. The analytical testers split with the more system-oriented testers, the thinking being that each team could be more focused on their respective tasks; previously, everyone did everything. I could have gone either way, but my responsibilities at the time were really more towards the system side, so that’s where i went. My previous manager went to the analytical side to manage them, while our system team had no manager of our own besides the director-level person, who was also managing two other groups. It wasn’t long before she began leaning on me a little to help with coordination-type tasks, mentoring others, leading meetings and designating priorities.

Over the past months i’ve done a little more (and a little more) regarding coordinating our team and our sister team in China. I said good-bye to one beloved project because i had no time to do it properly. I already see more of that coming, which is hard for me because i think i do a good job with my testing responsibilities and i like them and it’s hard to let go. Fortunately everyone works hard and i love my team, and i think they will be able to cover those things.

I still have a lot to learn and a lot of adjusting to do. The thing isn’t officially official until the first of next month. But i’ve already noticed a few things that have changed.

  • More good-mornings and good-afternoons and friendly stop-by-and-say-hellos and what’s-your-weekend-look-like than i’ve ever had before
  • Participating in smaller Manager Meetings, which include The Big Guy who couldn’t quite recall my name after i had worked in his group for a year, but now seems interested in and even took a note about something i said
  • Being BCC’d on email threads about semi-sensitive issues
  • Getting invited to attend the annual conference hosted by our division, even though it is past the deadline to register
  • Suddenly being included in maybe-a-little-too-honest conversations with other managers about how things really work, and hearing their blunt opinions on things and on people
  • Someone making a condescending and rather matter-of-fact racist statement
  • Being unable to sleep because i can’t stop thinking about work.

And that was all this week.

I’m hopeful that the unable-to-sleep thing will lessen. I’ve generally been good about leaving work at work, and i’d like to get that back. I remember, though, when newly enamored of bridge I used to be unable to sleep because i would analyze hands all night. I’ve learned to compartmentalize and turn that off. Hopefully i can do the same with work stuff after i figure out what the hell i’m doing.

I don’t really know what i’m doing, that’s the honest truth. Maybe that’s not so bad. I’m a quick learner, i’m excited about the new opportunity, and i am motivated to do a good job.

So, anybody have any good management books to recommend?

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Jul 29 2011

Exceptional Exceptions

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 9:54 am

My co-workers and i just ran across what has to be the Best Ever Error Message (BEEM) output by the software we test.

Exception caught:
..\..\Portable\src\JException.cpp(285): Cannot find a question for the answer 42.
..\..\Portable\src\JException.cpp(296): Cannot rationalize the irrational number 3.141593.
..\..\Portable\src\JException.cpp(303): Cannot parse the sentence “Twas brillig and the slithy toves”.

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Apr 16 2011

And Now for the Latest Poker News

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 12:58 pm

“This domain name has been seized by the F.B.I. pursuant to an Arrest Warrant.” — www.pokerstars.com

Lance has been a full-time professional poker player for six years.  This has included some live play at local home games and a few casino trips, but 99% of his time has been spent playing poker online at PokerStars.com.  PokerStars is currently the largest online poker site, and Lance plays there because they have an excellent interface and top-notch customer service.

Yesterday around 2 pm, real-money games were suspended for U.S. players after news of an indictment from the Department of Justice of the top three online poker sites (PokerStars, FullTilt, UltimateBet).  The charges are bank fraud and money laundering.

The online poker community is rocked.  No one was expecting this.  The true legality of online poker has always been a little bit gray, but there has been pending legislation for the official legalization of online poker in last fall’s session of Congress (it was never voted on).  In recent weeks, the brick-and-mortar casinos began talks of lining up with the online poker sites.  All signs looked quite positive.  Until yesterday.

We’re a pro-poker household, obviously.  Poker is a game of skill, and that is how Lance is able to consistently make enough money to live on.   He has up days and down days but the long term provides a profit.  Much like investing in the stock market, the gains occur over the long-term.  Poker is a game of math and probabilistic edges.

We also have strongly libertarian leanings when it comes to personal freedoms.  Why would the government interfere in any activity where consenting adults willingly engage with each other?  Millions of people in the U.S. currently use online poker services.  Online poker is legal and regulated in many other countries.

What would regulation do for the industry?  Not to mention for the country.  Think of the tax revenues – one estimate said the online poker industry had revenues of $2.4 billion in 2005, and it has only grown in popularity since then.  Don’t we have a war to pay for?

Sometimes people ask “what about the moral issue of poker and gambling?”  To that i will reply, if it’s really a moral issue, then i expect to see the state lotteries and the horse race betting shut down.  I checked the lottery website, and it has not been seized by the government.  And that will never happen.  Despite the fact that the lottery and horse betting have no skill whatsoever, and poker is actually a skill game.  So i don’t really want to hear about the moral issue of gambling.

While some may applaud the government for taking action here, i wonder why the government was not more proactive with Wall Street during the financial meltdown.  Where was the hard line then, when the financial security of the entire nation was at risk?  Was that industry penalized at all for their elaborate heist of the American people’s money?  Was there even an investigation, or a single indictment handed down?  No.

The accusations of bank fraud and money laundering for the online poker sites are pretty bogus.  All the poker sites were trying as best they could to cooperate with existing laws.

PokerStars, FullTilt and UltimateBet are the three sites that have been indicted.  The inclusion of UltimateBet in the company of the other two is rather questionable and perhaps even sleazy.  UltimateBet is not popular, nor ever was particularly so, and is in fact avoided due to a cheating scandal that happened a few years ago.  An employee was feeding information about opponents’ hole cards to a 3rd party, and a lot of fraud was committed in this way before someone caught on.  Any online player who has been around for any length of time at all avoids UltimateBet.  However, the inclusion of UltimateBet will allow prosecutors to say “this group of sites is responsible for numerous cheating scandals and fraud” that will taint the image of the other two sites.  FullTilt and PokerStars both have excellent reputations within the poker community.

It is unclear whether legislation to officially legalize and regulate online poker will be able to be brought to the attention of Congress.  Certainly many in the poker community hope so, but there is also speculation that support will fly away from the movement in light of the indictments.

And so, it is a dark day here.  Imagine you had just been told your job did not exist.  Some people reading know exactly what the feels like.  Lance and i are trying to figure out what’s next.

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Feb 24 2011

A Math Puzzle

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 6:00 am

This math puzzle was posted to the online community at work. The math whiz in my group came around at the end of the day, looking for someone who knew the answer. I remember seeing it several years ago, but couldn’t remember the technical explanation for him. He had studied the puzzle for some time without getting an answer, and was nearly beside himself wanting to know the answer, desperate to find someone who could reveal the mystery for him.

I wondered why he hadn’t done a Google search since he was so eager. Sure enough, my first hit was a Wikipedia article explaining the Missing Square Puzzle.  Math whiz, yes. Common sense whiz, maybe not.

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Oct 20 2010

Statistics Geeks

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 9:30 am

Today, October 20, is the first annual World Statistics Day.  The goal is to raise awareness about statistics in our culture.  Nearly 200 countries are participating in this – pretty cool.  It’s a big deal at my company, which creates statistics software – everyone is encouraged to wear company T-shirts and we were given “I Statistics” pins to wear.

I’m sure the statistics blogs out there will be hyping the day, too.  My company blog features a fun little piece i wrote about the NC State Fair.

I’m not wearing a company shirt, but instead a shirt from my days at NC State in the undergraduate statistics program.  Even though i don’t think of myself as a statistician, this list still gives me a kick.

Top 10 Reasons to be a Statistician

10. If i flunk out i can always transfer to Engineering.

9. You never have to be right — only close.

8. We’re normal and everyone else is skewed.

7. We are complete and sufficient.

6. I always wanted to learn the entire Greek alphabet.

5. We do it with confidence, frequency and variability.

4. Deviation is considered normal.

3. Statisticians may be dull but we have our moments.

2. We can professionally comment on someone’s posterior distribution.

1. No one knows what we do so we are always right!

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Oct 04 2010

A Little Bit Famous

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 2:48 pm

A few weeks ago in the Somethings, i mentioned that i wrote a blog post for work which got featured on the internal company home page.  I actually wrote a series of five blog posts for work which were published on the external JMP blog.  Today the final one posted, so here are the links to all five:

What Factors Affect Office Temperature?  A Design in JMP
What Factors Affect Office Temperature?  Data Collection and Cleaning
What Factors Affect Office Temperature?  Creating Custom Maps
What Factors Affect Office Temperature?  Exploring What’s Significant
What Factors Affect Office Temperature?  Comparison & Conclusion

The first one got featured on the company’s internal home page, so i got a lot of pageviews and comments from co-workers.  Office temperature is a hot (ha ha) topic here, it seems, and everyone had suggestions on how to improve it next time.  None of the latter four posts were “featured”, but for that first day i was a little bit famous.

I’m posting the links here mainly for me so i’ll have them all in one place.  And of course anyone who is inclined can go check them out.  I’ve been asked to write more things for public consumption on the JMP blog in the future, which is a nice compliment.

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Sep 01 2010

Flowers at Work

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 8:21 pm

Something to brighten up this place.  And my day.

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