Oct 11 2010

Columbus Day

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 2:32 pm

The following are the 2010 dates of federal holidays that consistently fall on Mondays.

18 Jan – Martin Luther King Jr Day
15 Feb – Presidents’ Day
31 May – Memorial Day
06 Sep – Labor Day
11 Oct – Columbus Day
11 Nov – Veterans’ Day

Why do i care about this?  Well, federal holidays translate to bank holidays.  I am the treasurer for my bridge club, and every 2-3 weeks i make a deposit.  I always make deposits on Mondays because i do the treasurer work on the weekends.  And so it happens that a few times a year i inevitably go to the bank drive-through at 9:00 on a Monday morning and it is closed.

Today was one of those days, as today is apparently Columbus Day.  Can someone tell me why Columbus gets a day?  So he discovered the free world, big deal.  He was lost; he was looking for India and stumbled onto our continent.  And he gets a day?

Memorial Day and Labor Day i usually remember, because i think we all get those days off.  But the others i just never remember, and they sneak up on me and i inevitably find myself staring at the bank window clutching a large wad of cash (bridge income) that i’m desperate to get rid of.   This weekend we had a tournament, so the cash on hand is much larger than normal, and i would be more comfortable if i no longer had this much cash on my person.  But no, we are honoring the most famous lost guy in the world today and so i’ll have to fend off the muggers for another day.

The banks are only closed a few days a year, but my perception is that i’m too often running into this issue. So i did some math.  11.5% of available Mondays out of the year, the banks are closed.  If i go to the bank two Mondays per month, then i will run into a holiday an expected 2.76 times per year.  I guess that explains it.

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Sep 01 2010

Dear September

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 12:27 pm

Dear September,

Holy cow!  Are you here already?  How did you sneak past August so quickly?  It happened so fast that neither of us noticed.

Well, now that you’re here, i think we should talk.  You’ve always been a finicky month, September.  Hot, cold, rainy, dry… who knows with you?  I’m writing to say, i have some suggestions about how you should behave this month.

First of all – cool it!  It’s been way too hot & humid around these parts, and i think you can help us out.  September is the start of autumn – so ACT like it!  We don’t need anymore of these 90+ degree days, thank you very much.

Second of all, what’s with the mosquitoes?  Isn’t there something you could do about them?

Thirdly, these hurricanes and tropical storms are surely of your making as well.  I guess you were in a decent mood at the time, because none of these storms is on track to do any major damage.  Thanks for that; we’ve had our more than our fill of destruction wreaked by hurricanes in the past few years.

Lastly, we’re going to the beach next week.  We always go during the month of YOU, September, because you’re the best month of them all.  Now, please make sure to deposit lots of sunshine and balmy beach breezes on us while we’re there.

Thanks for listening, September.  I AM glad you’re here, and i hope you can deliver.

Love,
Podrey

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Aug 25 2010

Ghosts of Boyfriends Past

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 1:44 pm

You know you do it.  Sometimes you google the names of past boyfriends or girlfriends, to see if you can find out what they’re up to.  Sometimes you look him up on facebook to see if his security setting lets you see more than his name.  I have one ex in particular that i look for who hasn’t made it onto facebook yet, but i still check every few months.

As i was walking to my car yesterday, i heard my name called in the parking lot from someone who was backing out of a parking space.  I glanced toward the vehicle, and didn’t immediately recognize the profile.  I walked toward the car and leaned down to look in the passenger-side window.

I had no idea who it was.

Then ensued the awkward moment where it is obvious i am drawing a blank.  He saved me, though, by pointing it out, “You don’t remember me, do you?” and then told me his name, which rung a bell.  He DID look a little familiar, but that was half a lifetime ago…

I’ll be honest, while i do remember that this guy existed, i don’t remember much else.  This is what i do remember:  He went to a different school.  We met at a swim meet.  His dad was the coach of his high school’s team.  He said the word “tour” so strangely (more like “tore”) that i had no idea what word he was saying.  We talked on the phone.  We kissed a few times.  We were one year apart in grade level, but i can’t remember who was older.  I think i was 15.

And that is IT.   This is one boyfriend that i have never wondered enough about to look up on facebook.

I doubt i would have recognized him if he hadn’t told me who he was.  And now i feel all weird about it because if i couldn’t recognize him how come he recognized me?  Did i break his heart or something so he spent years throwing darts at a picture of my face?

No, no, of course not.  Some people are just better at remembering faces than others, and i am one of the worst at it.  We’re going to have lunch one day next week and catch up.  It should be fun – now that i have been reminded of his existence, i actually AM curious about what he’s been up to.

I even tried to find him on facebook, but apparently he’s not on there either.  Why are my ex boyfriend’s averse to facebook?  Don’t they know i’m over here trying to stalk them?

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Aug 10 2010

Crentist

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 6:20 pm

Michael Scott: Sounds like a good dentist.
Dwight
Schrute: Oh yeah…
Michael
Scott: What’s his name?
Dwight
Schrute: (lying) Crentist.
Michael
Scott: Your dentist’s name is crentist?
Dwight
Schrute: Yeah…
Michael
Scott: Huh… Sounds a lot like dentist.
Dwight
Schrute: Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.

Today i had my third dentist’s appointment in as many weeks.  The first was a regular cleaning.  The second was an appointment to get a small cavity filled.  Today’s was the rescheduled second appointment, because 50 minutes was just too long to wait to get a cavity filled.

No waiting this time.  They’ve been watching this cavity of mine for at least two years, never quite sure if it was just a spot or a developing cavity, but finally made the call.  This was my first cavity since i got out of college, when i hadn’t been to the dentist for three years.

They put a swab in my mouth to numb me for the actual anesthetic shot, and then gave me the shot.  While i waited for it to take effect, i wondered at where they had numbed me.  It seemed to me that the tooth they were working on wasn’t going to be effected, but i guess we would see.

When the dentist came back, i told her it was really my right cheek that seemed the most numb.  She said “Well, it’s such a small cavity, you probably wouldn’t have felt anything even without the anesthetic, but you definitely shouldn’t feel anything now.  And it will wear off in an hour anyway.”  Hmm, i wish someone had told me that.  Maybe i would have chosen to go without, rather than feel like i had a ball of cotton stuffed in my cheek.

She got to work.  It sure felt like the area she was working on was nowhere near where i was actually numb, but i didn’t feel any pain, only the uncomfortable vibration of someone sawing in your mouth.  (Cue fingernails on blackboard chills down your back.)  At one point she made the comment that i was “really juicy”.  This made me laugh – the notion that she was having to deal with my apparently voluminous slobber.  And for some reason i wondered if that meant that my babies will be heavy droolers.  (I told a mom-friend of mine this later, and she assured me that all babies are droolers.)  Anyway, it got me laughing, and that made me actually drool out of the corner of my mouth, and the dentist and i both reached to wipe my mouth, she stabbed me with one of her dentist-tools.  Ow.  And now we’re both laughing.

It was over pretty quickly – much faster than the last time i had cavities filled.  She warned me to be careful eating, and sent me on my way.  All afternoon, my cheek kept getting in my way.  How does a cheek get in your way?  Five hours later i still felt like there was a ball of cotton shoved into my check, and of course i couldn’t stop touching my cheek all day because it felt so weird, so i’ll probably have a nice cheek zit in a day or two.  Fun.

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Jul 25 2010

Fire

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 1:14 pm

It’s been a long four days here in New Orleans.  We have played a lot of intense bridge, gotten up relatively early to do sightseeing in the mornings, stayed up late with friends…  There just hasn’t been enough time to do all that AND get enough sleep.  So at the end of the fourth day, we were pretty beat.  We skipped the midnight celebration this time and went back to the room.  Didn’t go to bed right away; Lance and i had our own post-mortem discussion about hands.  But we were looking forward to a long night’s sleep and went to bed around 1 am.

At 6 am, however, we were interrupted by a loud buzzing sound.  We picked up our heads, a bit dazed, looking around.  “What’s that?”  When it didn’t go away, we jumped out of bed, realizing it was the fire alarm.  It hadn’t immediately registered, b/c the alarm was frankly a very pathetic, not-urgent-sounding buzzing.  But that’s the only thing it could be.

So we threw our clothes on and i learned what i would take with me in an emergency – i grabbed my phone and my purse.  Not very original, but i was very intent on those two things as we were rushing around trying to get out before we burned up.

We ran to the stairs with a few other people and quickly went down this small concrete stairwell.  Very hot and claustrophobic, with about a dozen people in our cluster that was racing down the stairs.  I had a very panic-filled descent, as my thoughts quickly went to another emergency where people were racing down stairs, eight and a half years ago, and they were trapped.

About halfway down, the alarm stopped.  One of the women in our group said “i think i can smell smoke, i still want to go down.”  No one was slowing or arguing.

Of course it was a false alarm.  As we wandered back into the hotel and past the front desk, i heard the hotel staff on the phones with guests who had called down wondering if it was a real fire.  And i thought to myself, perhaps unfairly, that those must be the stupid people.  But i mean, really.  Is it really worth your life not to get out of bed because it would be inconvenient if it was a false alarm?

Went back upstairs, got a few more hours sleep.  It should be enough to get us through the day.

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Jun 29 2010

Burned Out

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 10:09 am

I am a volunteer.  Lately, i am fed up with it.  Or maybe a combination of fed up and burned out.

The word “volunteer” has all sorts of rosy connotations associated with it.  People volunteer with food banks and the Red Cross, at homeless shelters and soup kitchens.  If you are a “volunteer” you are helping people.

I’m not that kind of volunteer.  I volunteer for my bridge club.  There are lots of things that have to be done in order to keep the thing running.  I’m not helping the poor or contributing to the greater good, per se.  But i am passionate about bridge and i want to do my part to keep the clubs and tournaments going.  And technically, a “volunteer” really is just someone who donates their time to something other than their own personal affairs.

So i volunteer.  I have been in the bridge world for 11.5 years now.  In that time, i have

  • served on my local club’s board of directors for 5 years (and counting), sometimes holding offices.  I’m currently the Secretary, which means i’m one of the only board members who has to actually prepare for meetings by creating minutes and attendance reports and such.
  • served as my local club’s treasurer for 3.5 years (and counting)
  • served as the tournament chair for 3 years (6 sectional tournaments)
  • served as the partnership chair for 3 years (8 sectional tournaments) (and counting)
  • served at our regional tournaments in various roles, including intermediate/novice chair and manning the registration desk
In addition to these things, i do plenty of other small things that others do, too, such as the occasional selling of entries, volunteering as a mentor, playing in the pro-am game.  Lots of people pitch in to do all those things, too, however, and i don’t count those when it comes to the things that i am getting burned out on.
I do enough that the club even decided to honor me at the last annual holiday party, by giving me an award that recognizes service.  I’m not boasting, i’m just saying.  I do a fair amount of work.
So… can i quit now?  I am burned out.  It’s no longer a joy to contribute; it’s a pain in my ass.
Except.  There is another volunteer who has come along in the past few years, and she works harder than i do.  She has 3 kids and 3 jobs and she still has taken on the chairmanship of the tournaments, which is the toughest job the bridge club has, in my opinion.  And she doesn’t complain.
In comparison, my life is easy.  So how can i quit?
I’m not trying to out-volunteer anyone.  I’m just lamenting that i feel like a wimp saying i’m burned out when really my jobs aren’t that hard.  It’s just the day-to-day, month-to-month constant nature of the jobs i do have (secretary/treasurer in particular) that i am starting to feel i can never get away from.
I’m just feeling rundown today; i’m sure this will pass.

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Jun 24 2010

Good News, Bad News

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 2:07 pm

Bad News: We awoke this morning to find that our water heater was leaking.  Not a tiny, elegant drip drip leak.  But a large leak i will call a rivulet coming from the base of the water heater.  Who knows how long; we rarely go into the garage.  But the carpeting on the left side of the garage was pretty soaked.

Good News: I was able to find a past work order for our plumber so i could give him a call.

Bad News: The plumber wasn’t immediately answering the phone.  I left a message describing the problem.

Good News: Plumbers call you back promptly when a large job like replacing an entire water heater hits their answering machine.

Bad News: Large jobs cost the same amount of money even if they are performed quickly.

Good News: Our previous water heater lasted an amazing 27 years!  As i read the serial number, Mr. Plumber was like “no that can’t be right.”  It’s right.  We have some long-lasting appliances in our home.  The HVAC system that we replaced a few years ago had lasted 30 years also.

Bad News: The plumber was an hour and a half later than he estimated.

Good news: I have a job where they don’t mind if i work from home all afternoon while i wait for the plumber.

Good News: The plumber very friendly and approachable and matter-of-fact. He clearly explained our options and didn’t make me feel like a woman who doesn’t know anything.  (Which, of course, i am.)

Bad News: The best option, and the one we’re leaning toward, is something called a tankless water heater, which is much more energy efficient.  But it costs roughly twice as much as replacing the normal tank water heater that we already have.

Good News: The tankless option comes with a significantly longer warranty and a pretty hefty tax rebate from Uncle Sam.  And we would never run out of hot water like we sometimes do now.

Bad News: Did i mention tankless costs twice as much?

Bad News: The job won’t be able to be done until tomorrow afternoon, so no hot water in the house until then.

Ah, home ownership.

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Jun 10 2010

When I Grew Up, There Was No Internet

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 11:00 pm

My great-grandmother is turning 103 years old at the end of this month.  She is amazing.  I was reflecting on all the changes she has seen in her century of living – the world has changed so much during her life.

I’ve been alive less than a third of her years, but the world has changed a little in my lifetime too.  When i’m old, i think i will tell my great-grandchildren some of the following things:

When i grew up, there was no internet.  People got their news from newspapers, which they read over their morning coffee.  We sometimes saved the colorful Sunday funnies for wrapping paper.  There were no blogs and there was no Facebook, and to meet new people you had to get out of the house.

When i grew up, there were no DVDs or high-def TVs. Our parents made movies of us using VHS tapes, of which there are piles still in closets.  Now a new TV may have a built-in DVD player, but you don’t see VHS players anymore.

When i grew up, there was no TiVo.  We had to watch all the commercials, and time bathroom breaks to coincide with a commercial or the end of a show, because there was no pause button.

When i grew up, there were no iPods.  In fact, CD players didn’t even come along until the middle of my childhood.  I grew up buying tapes and listening to them on my walkman.

When i grew up, there were no cell phones.  We had a landline phone in every house, and we had at least 20 phone numbers memorized.  Parents’ and grandparents’ numbers, best friends, boyfriends and even your friends’ friends, just in case you needed to reach them.  Call-waiting was a luxury, and all the phone companies charged for long-distance.

When i grew up, there were no laptops.  Personal computers started becoming the norm by the time i was in high school, but for most of my school career, i had to write my papers using a typewriter.  With plenty of white-out on hand to correct mistakes.

When i grew up, there were no hybrid vehicles.  Everyone drove old-fashioned cars and trucks and most people didn’t know or care that we were using up all the oil on the planet.

When i grew up, there were no McDonald’s PlayPlaces.  OK, that’s not entirely true.  A few restaurants did have some play areas, but they looked nothing like they do now with their generic boxy plastic crawlspaces.  We used to have ball pits, which have since been ruled unsanitary, but there was a joy beyond belief jumping into a ball pit, as long as no one had peed in it.

When i grew up, there were no digital cameras. 35mm film cameras were the norm, and you had to take your film to the local drugstore to get it developed.  You couldn’t preview your pictures and determine that Dad had closed his eyes and know you should take another shot.  Pictures that didn’t immediately get put into a photo album were inevitably tossed in a plastic bin or shoebox, to be taken out years later and laughed over.

When i grew up, there was no Homeland Security.  You could take the pocket knife your dad gave you on a plane with you, and your loved ones could walk you to the airport gate and hug you goodbye and wave as your plane took off across the runway.  And you didn’t have to ever remove your shoes.

When i grew up, there were no self-check-outs.  You had to wait in long lines like everyone else, and the grocery store was always understaffed, and people always got into the Express Lane with too many items.

Undoubtedly there are plenty more things that we have now that we didn’t have when i was a child.  And i suppose life is more convenient now, with the Internet and laptops and cellphones.  But i’ll cherish my childhood typewriter and ball pit experiences, and tell my great-grandchildren about all the archaic things they missed.

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Apr 08 2010

Record Pollen

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 11:12 am

According to WRAL, we have reached record pollen levels in North Carolina.

The pollen count in Raleigh reached 3,524 grains per cubic meter. In Winston-Salem, it was nearly three higher – 9,632 grains per cubic meter.  Daily averages during the spring in North Carolina are 1,000 to 1,500 grains per cubic meter.

[...] Scientists credit the recent dry spell, early, extended period of warm weather and flowering multiple species of trees over the past week with the coating of yellowish pollen that dusted the central part of the state over the past few days.

It certainly seems like we’ve had a lot more pollen this year… we always have some, but i can’t remember it ever being this extreme.

By Tuesday, you couldn’t really tell that my black car wasn’t a yellow car, so i decided to take it through a brushless car wash.  I had four options: Good, Better, Best, Super.  I think Super was the high-end option, but i’ve always been taught that “best” means, well, the best.  I think these kinds of descriptions are pretty funny, and clearly meant to entice me into paying more for the high-end option, while also making sure i can still feel good about myself for picking the low-end option by calling it “good.”   For those wondering, that’s the one i chose; after all, the pollen was still going strong at that point and would just coat the car again soon.

To answer one commenter’s question, Lance and i did have to stop sleeping with the windows open.

It’s supposed to rain tonight, which should help enormously with this situation.  After things are back to normal, maybe i’ll spring for the Super car wash.

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Apr 02 2010

Good Things About This Friday

Category: Uncategorizedpodrey @ 2:28 pm

Today is Good Friday, and i agree!  Here are some things that are good about this particular Friday:

  • Fewer people at work today. (I think someone important died, and they’re all at the funeral.  Or something like that.  Wink.)  Which means i got a Good parking spot, and a Good place in my not-too-crowded aerobics class right under a fan.
  • Lots of Good candy available in the stores right now.
  • Spring is in the air – or summer, as the case may be – we topped 90 degrees in Raleigh.  Good grief!
  • Pollen started falling and coating the cars today.  This is not Good for many people, but it reminds me how lucky i am not to have allergies, so in that sense it is Good for me.
  • Any Friday is Good compared to the other days of the week.

Have a Good weekend, everyone!

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