Dear September,
Holy cow! Are you here already? How did you sneak past August so quickly? It happened so fast that neither of us noticed.
Well, now that you’re here, i think we should talk. You’ve always been a finicky month, September. Hot, cold, rainy, dry… who knows with you? I’m writing to say, i have some suggestions about how you should behave this month.
First of all – cool it! It’s been way too hot & humid around these parts, and i think you can help us out. September is the start of autumn – so ACT like it! We don’t need anymore of these 90+ degree days, thank you very much.
Second of all, what’s with the mosquitoes? Isn’t there something you could do about them?
Thirdly, these hurricanes and tropical storms are surely of your making as well. I guess you were in a decent mood at the time, because none of these storms is on track to do any major damage. Thanks for that; we’ve had our more than our fill of destruction wreaked by hurricanes in the past few years.
Lastly, we’re going to the beach next week. We always go during the month of YOU, September, because you’re the best month of them all. Now, please make sure to deposit lots of sunshine and balmy beach breezes on us while we’re there.
Thanks for listening, September. I AM glad you’re here, and i hope you can deliver.
Love,
Podrey