Dear Girl-Who-Tried-To-Ask-Me-Work-Questions-In-the-Locker-Room,
Just because we attend the same aerobics class and sweat together and you see me in the locker room does NOT give you permission to talk to me about work stuff. When I go to the gym, it is all about ME. It’s stress relief. And while you may be surprised to learn it, you are a source of stress! Yes, you! So if you are going to talk to me, be a good girl and talk about the weather or your glutes or some other drivel but you are not allowed to talk to me about work!
Love,
podrey
Dear Guy-Who-Sent-An-UnUnderstandable-Email,
I’m so glad that i am not the only one who forgets to proofread email messages. You sent an email that kept referring to a “he” and no one had any idea what or who you meant. Thank you for making me feel normal, because i do this all the time.
Thanks!
podrey