At the grocery store a few days ago, we bought peanut butter. Lance spotted Nutella nearby, and commented that his sister really likes that stuff. I examined it, “Hazelnut spread with skim milk and cocoa” was the simple explanation.
Really? It just so happens that my favorite combination in sweets is hazelnut and chocolate. So i said “i’d probably like that” and we bought it.
What they don’t tell you is that Nutella is made with crack. Why else did i keep going back to the jar for another half a spoonful? It was yummy, chocolately, nutty goodness. It was one of the most delicious and evil things i have ever consumed.
At this point, i confess, the Nutella is gone. I have consumed the entire jar. It was a small jar, but it is still an empty jar.
I am never buying it again.