It is perfectly acceptable to hire a pro to play bridge with you once in a while.
Your partner doesn’t become upset about people you played bridge with long ago.
It is perfectly acceptable to play bridge with a total stranger.
No one will ever tell you that you will go blind if you play bridge by yourself.
You can have a bridge calendar on your wall at the office, tell bridge jokes and invite co-workers to play bridge without being sued for harassment.
Nobody expects you to play bridge with the same partner for the rest of your life.
Nobody expects you to give up bridge if your partner loses interest in it.
The principle of “Fast Arrival” would not be regarded negatively.
If the partnership agrees on two over one, it wouldn’t be considered an orgy.